-Why do singers do duets?
-To end the song quickly
by John Loukopoulos
-Where did Anoula go after the explosion?
-Here, there, everywhere…
One day, Toto’s family and Toto, decided to visit some family friends. But the son had a disability. He hadn’t got ears. So, Toto’s parents said to him not to ask any questions about the ears of the child and put the family in a difficult position. As Toto was talking the child's father he asks: - "Can your son see well?" - "Yes, very well." - "What about in 20 years? Will he be able to see well?" - "I think he will see well." - "What about in 40 years? Will he?" - "Well, in 40 years, he will probably need glasses." - "How would they be supported?"
TEACHER: George tell us something important that did not exist 10 years ago. GEORGE: Me!
TEACHER: If I had 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other what would I have?
GEORGE: Big hands!
-Here, there, everywhere…
One day, Toto’s family and Toto, decided to visit some family friends. But the son had a disability. He hadn’t got ears. So, Toto’s parents said to him not to ask any questions about the ears of the child and put the family in a difficult position. As Toto was talking the child's father he asks: - "Can your son see well?" - "Yes, very well." - "What about in 20 years? Will he be able to see well?" - "I think he will see well." - "What about in 40 years? Will he?" - "Well, in 40 years, he will probably need glasses." - "How would they be supported?"
TEACHER: George tell us something important that did not exist 10 years ago. GEORGE: Me!
TEACHER: If I had 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other what would I have?
GEORGE: Big hands!
by Penny Papantoniou
anyone else wanted to kill himself after that??....no??!! just me then??? ok....(BANG...dead)
ReplyDeleteIT IS NOT MY CUP OF TEA PANAYIOTIS C CLASS
ReplyDeleteI DON'T LAUGHING
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