Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jokes. Show all posts

Brainteaser: The girls and the apples


There were five apples in a basket. Five girls took one apple each. How was one apple left in the basket?



by Georgia Papadoula

Brainteaser: The 3 Women



There are 3 women.





Each one
has got 2 daughters.





They are having lunch at a restaurant.
There are only 7 chairs in the restaurant.
All the women are seated.




How is this possible?




by Catherine Riga

Jokes


-How many years can a mouse live?

-It depends on how fast the cat is.




-What's the difference between falling from a chair and falling from a very tall building?

-When you fall from a chair you listen to the "doup" first, and then to the "aaaa
aa", but when you fall from the tall building the opposite happens. You first listen to the "aaaaa" and then to the "doup"

by Konstantina Dotsika


Jokes


-Why do singers do duets?
-To end the song quickly

by John Loukopoulos


-Where did Anoula go after the explosion?
-Here, there, everywhere…

One day, Toto’s family and Toto, decided to visit some family friends. But the son had a disability. He hadn’t got ears. So, Toto’s parents said to him not to ask any questions about the ears of the child and put the family in a difficult position. As Toto was talking the child's father he asks: - "Can your son see well?" - "Yes, very well." - "What about in 20 years? Will he be able to see well?" - "I think he will see well." - "What about in 40 years? Will he?" - "Well, in 40 years, he will probably need glasses." - "How would they be supported?"

TEACHER: George tell us something important that did not exist 10 years ago. GEORGE: Me!

TEACHER: If I had 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other what would I have?
GEORGE: Big hands!


by Penny Papantoniou